@manchops: Terry actually "sat at Esquire" doing just the opposite: publishing dozens of literary icons, many of whom are now in the canon thanks in part to Terry's faith in them. Talese, Mailer, McInerney, Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Joan Didion, Cormac McCarthy...are you kidding me? » 11/19/09 4:54pm 11/19/09 4:54pm

Ali Lohan 'Makes It Delicious' In Televised Tryout For Vaunted Porn…

It’s always a hoot when you show up to an audition thinking you’re just trying out for another straight-to-DVD horror remake » 7/29/08 8:55pm 7/29/08 8:55pm, only to find out afterwards that you just emoted all your talents in front of a . In yet another display of complete parental ignorance, Dina Lohan’s decision to send Lindsay-wannabe Ali on a…

John Mayer And Josh Brolin Shear Their Locks, But Does A Buzz Cut…

Ah, the buzz cut: that sometimes-risky, sometimes-successful ‘do usually sported by male celebrities when it's required for a role in a military/secret agent/futuristic film or because they need a quick way to change their public image. But no matter what their reasons are for taking the razor to the scalp, the look… » 7/29/08 8:15pm 7/29/08 8:15pm

Woody Harrelson Vs. Kate Hudson: Why They Just Can't Get Along

Considering the free-lovin’, liberal personalities of two undergarments-fearing » 7/29/08 6:00pm 7/29/08 6:00pm stars like Woody Harrelson and Kate Hudson, we were a bit surprised to hear rumors that Woody is “relieved” and happy now that Kate is out of BFF Owen Wilson’s love life for good. that “Woody and Kate NEVER got along, but they put aside…

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: ‘Ali Is A Little Scared Because…

We don’t know whether to cry tears of sadness or sweet relief, but last night brought us the heartbreaking season finale of Dina Lohan’s dream come true » 7/28/08 9:40pm 7/28/08 9:40pm: the Lindsay-free joy ride through the one of the most frightening TV family’s household that was . And despite all Dina’s efforts to convince us we should be happy…

For First Time Ever, Lindsay Lohan Not Rushed To Hospital, Sam Ronson…

Just when things seemed to be coming up roses for Lindsay Lohan, none other than (surprise!) Mother of the Century » 7/28/08 8:10pm 7/28/08 8:10pm Dina has jumped on the chance to turn two otherwise non-items into full-out scandals reminiscent of Lohan’s days. First, reports surfaced that her and -delivery girl Sam Ronson refused to play vocally…

Condom Company Recruits Miley Cyrus As Another Make-Out Session Is…

Astonishing as it is, Miley Cyrus — the little tween queen of sexy "private" pictures » 7/28/08 6:00pm 7/28/08 6:00pm that keep somehow keep becoming public — is currently at the center of three separate scandalous stories. Last week, the 15-year old Jesus-loving and mini-millionaire not only accidentally (of course!) found herself the victim of an…

Madonna Takes Needle To Gerard Butler's 'Little Bottom', Only Succeeds In …

Madonna broke into the public consciousness not because of her vocal talents, but because of her catchy tunes, dance fever, and suggestively nymphomaniac tendencies. But now, the nearly-50-year old has finally morphed into the modern day Britney Spears: she's forcing unwilling male stars to pull down their pants, she's … » 7/28/08 2:15pm 7/28/08 2:15pm

If It Weren't For Those Silly No-Smoking, No-Cursing Rules, Katherine…

Katherine Heigl has never failed to shock us, whether she’s yapping about her highly tuned gaydar » 7/25/08 8:30pm 7/25/08 8:30pm or wearing dresses made out of . But her latest comments on her childhood spent growing up Mormon suggest that, on top of burning Emasculated Husband Joshua Kelley’s and until the very second her biological clock beeps…

Why Keira Knightley’s Newest Rival Will Never Be ‘The Next’ Pout-y…

The Brits are always fond of reminding us of just how many stars they’ve discovered, sent our way, and watched dominate the last decade’s Best Actress Oscar pool. And Keira Knightley is certainly one of their most notable success stories. But as much as they love gushing over their own born-and-bred A-listers, whenever … » 7/25/08 7:50pm 7/25/08 7:50pm

Brad Pitt To Bleeding Paparazzo: 'If You Want War, You Will Get It'

In the latest Pap Said / Celeb Said scandal, the mystical forests of Brangelina's French estate turned into a bloody battleground where one ruthless pap and the Jolie-Pitts’ head of security attacked each other with walkie-talkies and teeth. As the NY Daily News reports » 7/25/08 6:05pm 7/25/08 6:05pm, freelance photographer Luc Goursolas was so…

Miley Cyrus Vs. Selena Gomez: 'Mean Girls' Comes To Life In 'Scheisty'…

We didn't actually think she had it in her, but the world's most rapidly maturing » 7/25/08 4:35pm 7/25/08 4:35pm 15-year old, Miley Cyrus, is behaving like, well, a 15-year old for once. Just as reports that her rival in tween porn and Disney affection Selena Gomez may be dating Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, we learn that the Battle Of The Tweens has been…

We're So Excited: Screech Set To Unveil The Sex And Drugs Behind The…

When we used to wake up in the mornin’ after the alarm gave out a warnin’, it was always alright ‘cuz we were Saved By The Bell » 7/24/08 9:10pm 7/24/08 9:10pm. Yes, all you ‘80s-born kiddies, the show we embarrassingly grew up watching religiously despite the fact that catching a rerun these days makes us dry-heave, is in the headlines again. The…